I have a couple of things I'd like to announce.

First, I'm really liberal. I support gay marriage, legalizing marijuana and prostitution, and lots of other ultra-liberal type issues that I can't be bothered to list.

Second, the attack on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 was a horrible tragedy. In fact, any time even one innocent person is killed, it is a horrible tragedy, which is why I want to condemn all terrorism. All terrorism sucks. This includes the sort of terrorism carried out by Muslim fanatics, even if they're from the Middle East.

In conclusion, suck it, Ann Coulter. I just won. Also, since you haven't denounced any Nazis lately, I hereby proclaim that you hate Jews, you sick fuck.